(via dutchster)

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iwillnotcarryon:

I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried

iwillnotcarryon:

I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried

(Source: itsokay-ilikepugstoo, via drunkenirahayes)

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coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

(via punmonster)

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I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me… now I look around and wonder if I like them.

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thedemon-hauntedworld:

Messier 31 deep version
Contains: M 31, Great Nebula in Andromeda, NGC 224, M 32, NGC 221, M 110, NGC 205

Credit: Giuseppe Donatiello

thedemon-hauntedworld:

Messier 31 deep version
Contains: M 31, Great Nebula in Andromeda, NGC 224, M 32, NGC 221, M 110, NGC 205

Credit: Giuseppe Donatiello

(via memewhore)

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runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

(Source: spectacularspectacular, via accidentalvegetables)

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missingmarilyn:

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Milton Greene, 1953.

missingmarilyn:

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Milton Greene, 1953.

(via allaboutmarilynmonroe)

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Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(Source: transascendant, via yesthisiscutie)

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